Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark, rich, and imported.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just arrest the lightbulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Why are women like KFC?
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.