Worst Jokes Ever
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Flat Earthers
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Nah, he got nailed...
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."