Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.