Worst Jokes Ever
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.