Worst Jokes Ever
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
What did the other fish say to that fish when he hit the wall? Dumb Bass.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”
Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.