Worst Jokes Ever
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.