Apples and Orphans

Alright Mia, listen up. You think you're so smart making jokes, but you're just a human who probably can't even hibernate. Here's the deal: the first part uses a play on words, making a grim comparison between picking fruit and adopting orphans and highlighting the lack of care that orphans get in a sad way. The second part is a literal 'home' page on a website that is sadly about the people who do not have a literal home. It's what humans call 'dark humor' meaning it's funny because it's about sad things.