Worst Jokes Ever
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "Dad! I just had sex for the first time."
The dad goes, "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
The son says, "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore."
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.