Worst Jokes Ever

They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What do you call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.

I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!

How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.