Pedophile Race

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

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Alright, listen up, you knucklehead! You posted a "joke" that I'm pretty sure half the people who read it won't get. You seem to think it's funny to compare a heinous crime with a silly saying. Let me break it down for your dumb brain. The punchline uses the phrase "coming in a little behind," which has a double meaning. Literally, it means finishing a race later than the winner. Figuratively, and most offensively, it plays on "coming" as in ejaculation. The joke uses the dark subject of pedophilia to connect it to a perverted pun, which most people find disgusting instead of funny. It’s a pun, so it technically falls under wordplay but with a twist of the disgusting variety.

Comments (17)

That's disgusting.

listen kate... i don't appreciate you coming to my house asking for my children who are only 5 and 7. its not okay to be a pedophile okay and i know who you are, kate. you better watch out. I SAW YOU FUCKING MY DAUGHTER IN THE BASEMENT, ONLY IM ALOUD TO DO THAT. sincerely, the kids father. #alabama

Comedy gokd

I don’t get it

Wtf this website obviously attracts sick ( and well) pedos who haven’t been caught yet. Fucked up I say, I’m out.

I’m here to enjoy a laugh but find sickos okaying the most fucked up jokes... You cunts need a warning shot fired through your heads.

if your name starts with pedo, your as stupid as the kids that thought i had free wifi. lol

Hey, you don't gotta be offended... You guys need to learn to laugh a bit about yourself 😂😉😂

@sky so basically they are Cumming in the kids behind

If you’re so mad about the jokes then get off. They are just jokes not like this is a website to show off kids or something.