Worst Jokes Ever
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.
After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
*on a date*
me - "I get to work with animals all day."
her - "How sweet! What do you do?"
me - "I'm a butcher."
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.