Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
