Worst Jokes Ever

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Suicide

Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

"Who am I? Why am I typing?"

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

You're gay if you see this.

I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

What do you call a Black person having a seizure?

What do you call an emo who's emo?

An emo.

Why can’t orphans have a horse?

Because they run away like their mum did.

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.