Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
"Stop bullying me!"
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Pokemon
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???