Worst Jokes Ever
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... π₯±π₯Ήπ₯Ί
I donβt have another talking stage in me. π€¦πΏββοΈ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? π
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Does this sentence make any sense?
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Spell "I cup."
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
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Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
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