Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What the fuck?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Your grandmother died because she fell on the highest floor of the hotel. Your grandfather died because he got shot while saving your mother. If he didn't save your mother, you wouldn't be here.
You grew up in a world full of viruses. You wanted the virus to be gone. There's only one way, but you have to know it. I can't tell it for you.
Your mother got Covid-19. You prayed and prayed all night, hoping that she would be okay. The next day, the doctors went to your house without your mother. You asked, "Where is my mother?!" The doctors said, "Your mother is gone, so we came here to tell you." The doctors left. Another hour, you were thinking while crying, "Why was my prayer not working? Lord, why'd you let me down?"
You searched on Google "How to bring back the dead." The Google workers declined it. Your father left you because he loved another girl. Your brothers are still with you, but what if they get the virus? Who will be with you?
Don't forget Jesus is still there for you. Don't give up, keep going, and you will succeed soon. You will find your own family and beat the coronavirus.
"Don't have sex" - Jake.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.