Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.

The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.

The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.

9 years later......

All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

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How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?

Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.