Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.
Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?
Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?
Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!
Jarod: Are you Breya???
Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???
Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!
Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!
Your mama.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.