Worst Jokes Ever
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Yes yes yes here it is!
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Where is Colorado?
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Mom (DYM 65).
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Pooooooooooop!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Oh, he needs some milk!
I like school.
Games
Hi, how are you doing?
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.