Worst Jokes Ever
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
You are so ugly my man died.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
I had a good day.
I love time.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
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They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
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I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.