Worst Jokes Ever
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
Fuck you and your shitty family!
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB.
If you like penis.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
afnshjrkf.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.