Worst Jokes Ever

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

This dick ain't gon to suck itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Simpsons.

Meet the Simpsons.

They're the greatest modern family.

From the town of Springfield.

They're a page right out of history.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Like if you are emo.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

What game do emo kids hate the most?

Life.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

A: Do you eat food?

B: Yes...

A: You can sit on deez nuts then!

B: Omg I have depression now.

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.