Down's Syndrome jokes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Down syndrome sucks!
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
I have a dog named Syndrome.
But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.