Worst Jokes Ever

Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.

what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.

Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"

Orphan: "What's a mom?"

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

What do orphans call their parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exist.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

My favorite joke: My life.

My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.

Kid: Mom! You lied to me!

Mom: When?

Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!

Mom: Sooo?

Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?

Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.

Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.