Worst Jokes Ever

Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?

No, because it never came out...

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

The couple next door made a porn film.

They don’t know it yet.

Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

Meals on wheels.

Can I put my balls in your jaws?

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ligma.

Ligma who?

Ligma balls!

What color is your Bugatti?

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.

Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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