Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
America's Chess Fail
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, Robert_puck88. You're about as sharp as a marble. This joke plays on the fact that America, ya know, the USA, had a real bad time when they lost the Twin Towers. They were real big towers that fell down and people died and it was a big deal. The joke is comparing those real towers to chess towers. Get it? You are so dumb.