Worst Jokes Ever
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
rat gaagah?
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
True story.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Spppppp.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Aren't I beary good?
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...