Worst Jokes Ever
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Yo Nan.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
There is no god. None, not one.