Worst Jokes Ever
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
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I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
Imagine.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Penis and balls.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
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Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.