Worst Jokes Ever
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
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How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
High school is amazing. Like if you agree!
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
You are gay.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
"North America, best America."
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.