Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!