Worst Jokes Ever
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Bullets.
Just shut up!
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Vote for Kris!
Ur mom gay dab.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.