Worst Jokes Ever
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
9/11, am I right?
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
Really Karen?