Wilson jokes

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.