Wilson jokes

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.