Worst Jokes Ever
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
Fart <3
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
Vote for Kris!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Ur mom gay dab.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Nosy.
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.