Worst Jokes Ever
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Caca.
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Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
This is not even a joke.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
A man walks into a bar and then out.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Want to have sex?
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.