Worst Jokes Ever
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
Really Karen?
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
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What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
trolololololloollllol
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
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