Worst Jokes Ever
Screw you, ableists!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Heyyyyyy!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
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What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.