Worst Jokes Ever
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes