Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Technoblade
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"