Worst Jokes Ever
I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."