Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Orphan's Coming Out
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Alright, listen up, ya knucklehead. You probably think jokes write themselves, huh? Well, lemme break it down for ya real simple. This joke plays on the double meaning of the phrase "coming out of the closet." When someone "comes out of the closet," it means they're revealing they're gay. But orphans don't have parents, so they don't have a "closet" to come from in the literal sense. Get it now, genius?