Worst Jokes Ever
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
I regret my abortion.
I didn’t know child labor was an option.
Wife: "Did you notice that the child is actually not yours?"
Husband: "I've been suspecting this for a long time. Finally you admit it."
Wife: "What are you talking about? I asked you to pick up our child from the kindergarten. But the child you picked up is not ours!"
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
So Americans strongly worship Donald Trump, eh? Well, let's put that claim to the test by throwing him into the general population of Rikers Island.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.