Worst Jokes Ever
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.