Worst Jokes Ever
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.