Worst Jokes Ever
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
Me :D
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!