Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.

The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"

Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

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    • Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

    I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

    So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

    My dad starts laughing at me.

    Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

    Me: “Why dad?”

    Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

    What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

    You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

    Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?

    Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.

    Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.

    Father: Now you know.

    Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

    Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

    Judge: But why?

    Accused: Because I’m an orphan.