Worst Jokes Ever
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
About a dog.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Dwarf Shortage.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.
And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.