Worst Jokes Ever

The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?

SawCon deez nutz!

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.

"Who are you?"

"I am mountain man!"

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Hail, of course!

What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?

Reign!

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?

I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

While writing my suicide note, I got a paper cut... it’s a start.

Why can’t October fool April?

Because only April fools.

What did the letter A say to the letter B?

"Z" you later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."