Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."