Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!