Worst Jokes Ever
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"