Worst Jokes Ever
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!