Worst Jokes Ever
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!