Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What did Sally do when she got home?
Cry because she has no arms.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
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What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.