Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.