Worst Jokes Ever
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
Ur mom fat lol.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What do you describe Titanic as?
... Broken...
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.