Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
"Of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms."
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What time is it when a nurse's here?
It's nurse-thirty.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂