Worst Jokes Ever
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.