Worst Jokes Ever
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.