Worst Jokes Ever

What's better than throwing dead babes?

Catching them after with a pitchfork.

"Amen, "Amen," "Amen."

Hail Satan.

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Oh, sorry. I forgot which religion I was pretending to respect.

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

What do cats eat for breakfast?

"Mice Krispies!"

What’s a teacher's favorite tree?

A geometry.

A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.

If you hate pedophiles, grow up.

Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.

I suffered The Great Depression.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.