Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."