Worst Jokes Ever
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
My life is the joke.