Worst Jokes Ever

What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.

What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?

The banana 🍌 split.

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yam.