Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
So Mungus.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.