Worst Jokes Ever
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
I saw my girlfriend walking by. I told her, "Wow, you look so beautiful!" and then we started to talk. Then someone came behind me. She said, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm flirting," and I remember I was talking to my mom, and my girlfriend was HER MOM, which is my sister, but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE, but my mom is my wife too. Looks like I'm getting a divorced but which one, my girlfriend [or] my mom?
Like this joke. Ur mom.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Subscribe to Technoblade!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Your dad.
A brain eats cheddar cheese.