Worst Jokes Ever
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.