Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!