Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
I’m a short joke.
I’m only five feet tall 😞
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Ben
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.