Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
My mom died.
I am Cummer.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.