Worst Jokes Ever
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Dick in my mouth.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Non-binary is a joke.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Boobies!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"