Worst Jokes Ever
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why did the cats go in the litterbox?? To take a poop!
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
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I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.