Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."