Worst Jokes Ever
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Trump, just why?
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.
You should always be happy about family and love.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.