Worst Jokes Ever

"Deznuts up your ass."

What did an orphan say to its father?

Nothing.

I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."

Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,

"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."

And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."

Why are most school shooters mostly white?

Because Black lives MATTER.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

Jokes are not funny.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

That was a really crappy bun!

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

Suck my balls!

Does breath smell like 🍑?

Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.

You're gay, stop reading.

You were born out of your dad.

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

Ratio.

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."