Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
I'm a rapist.