Worst Jokes Ever
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.