Worst Jokes Ever
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Dick in my mouth.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
I want to be a pilot.