Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I ate my mom.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My friend Harry.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.