Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit