Worst Jokes Ever
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.