How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
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Worst Jokes Ever
"Knife to meet ya."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
I had a dad.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Duck!!
Where??
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Humans. We are the joke. Retards.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Hey Gwen.
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.