Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
Fuck Roblox!
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))