Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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