Worst Jokes Ever
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
These are all racist. 😂
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
It's not rape if you both like it.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
A. Because he got hit by a truck.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
My fortune cookie said, "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily, since I'm suicidal...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.