Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Cancer's Lack of Hairstyle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on "hair zodiac" instead of "hair sign." Each astrological sign is supposed to have a defining hairstyle except for Cancer. Get it? It's 'cause cancer will make your hair fall out! The joke is that you're dumb. It's cancer.
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