Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking died.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Haha, dead.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.