Worst Jokes Ever
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Bored.
Stop the orphan jokes!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.