Worst Jokes Ever
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
Bros got barcode arms.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna..."
Vortex: "You'll do what?"
Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"
*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*
Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
I am Cummer.
My mom died.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢