Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized!

Who likes dick? Answer me!

What do dentists play at their practice?

Dental records.

This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

What's 9 + 10? 21.

What's 9 - 10? 21?

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

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I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

Hey!

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

You were born out of your dad.

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

I want to be a pilot.

I (DYM 117)

Ratio.

Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toyoda.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.