Worst Jokes Ever
Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!