Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.