Worst Jokes Ever
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Violence against women is funny :)
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.