Worst Jokes Ever

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have another pair of balls.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To make them feel wanted.

Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Nice cock, bitch.

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons.

The makers were orphans.

Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!

What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

What do you call a funny chicken?

A comedi-hen!

Peaches-REMAKE-By-Justin Beiber and watersharky Music Productions-

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

And I see you (oh), the way I breathe you in (in), it's the texture of your skin

I wanna wrap my arms around you, baby, never let you go, oh

And I say, oh, there's nothing like your touch

It's the way you lift me up, yeah

And I'll be right here with you 'til the end

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

You ain't sure yet, but I'm for ya

All I could want, all I can wish for

Nights alone that we miss more

And days we save as souvenirs

There's no time, I wanna make more time

And give you my whole life

I left my girl, I'm in Mallorca

Hate to leave her, call it torture

Remember when I couldn't hold her

Left her baggage for Rimowa

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

I get the feeling, so I'm sure (sure)

Hand in my hand because I'm yours

I can't, I can't pretend, I can't ignore you're right for me

Don't think you wanna know just where I've been, oh

Done being distracted

The one I need is right in my arms (oh)

Your kisses taste the sweetest with mine

And I'll be right here with you 'til end of time

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

(I get my light right from the source, yeah, yeah)

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it)

I got my peaches out in Georgia (oh, yeah, shit)

I get my weed from California (that's that shit)

I took my chick up to the North, yeah (badass bitch)

I get my light right from the source, yeah (yeah, that's it).

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.