Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Do not like, dislike, or comment on this joke.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

I ate my mom.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"

A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?

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A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Why can't a T-Rex clap?

Because they're dead :/

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

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So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)

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Hey Qwen, it's me.

You should always be happy about family and love.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"