Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
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RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.