Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What part of a vegetable canāt you eat?
The wheelchair. š
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
What do you call a Barbie doll thatās wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. š·
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why canāt an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking itās his long lost nerf gun.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns donāt work. šš
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Hereās a joke, go look in a mirror.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.