Worst Jokes Ever
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Wanna hear a joke?
Jesus being real.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.