Worst Jokes Ever
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Boobies!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Dick in my mouth.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."