Worst Jokes Ever
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
Ever since convicted New York State felon Donald John Trump has taken office, the Canada-US border has been a mess of tariffs, counter-tariffs and boycotts.
And where does it end? I just got served a salad with 500 Islands in the dressing instead of a thousand. The price was the same.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!