Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.