Worst Jokes Ever
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
What can you catch, but not throw?
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠