Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Worst Jokes Ever
I am Cummer.
My mom died.
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
"Gotta number one victory royale."
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡