Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
That moment when you poop 😂
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Suiiiii!
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Yo momma!
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Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!