Worst Jokes Ever
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Your dad is gone.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
I have a body count of 7.
Dude, I lied.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Ruhan.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.