Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Alright, listen up, numbskull! The joke is that health commercials list a bunch of scary side effects that are way worse than what the medicine is supposed to treat. It's like, why even bother taking the medicine if it might give you Ebola or, ya know, kill you? It's funny because it's ridiculous, and you probably need this explained to you because you look like you've unironically watched one of those commercials.
