Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Deez nutz!
To all my bullies: donβt call me gay because Iβm not happy.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Emo
What was Pepe's best friend? Ballsack.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
2+2=π
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What do you call a boomerang that wonβt come back?
A stick.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.