Worst Jokes Ever
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
I have a body count of 7.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Dude, I lied.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Ruhan.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
No joke.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
Ed is Ed in bed, full of head.