Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Worst Jokes Ever
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
penis balls cum <3
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
I'm a gay.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.