Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Ruhan.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.