Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
The girl in the picture has no ass.
God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?