Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Curry must hurry.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.