Worst Jokes Ever
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
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Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.