What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.