Worst Jokes Ever

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

I can smell your kids!

What should people do with their floppy dicks?

I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to his owner.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!

2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.

3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.

4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......

5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.

6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!

7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.

8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS

Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....

Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.