Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Whatโs an orphanโs favorite snake, self raising flour?
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Andrew Tate.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why canโt orphans have an iPhone?
Because they canโt hit the home button.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
NASA is big fat poo ๐ฉ no๐ฑ๐ ๐ฅฎ๐ง๐๐ง.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.