Worst Jokes Ever
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)