Worst Jokes Ever
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
I can smell your kids!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
I love orphans. They're precious.
I go beep like a Jeep.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!