Worst Jokes Ever

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents can't!

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

7000+ bats.

Laugh Now!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

we (DYM 55).

Let's talk.

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

Gwen, are you there?

Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.

Was (DYM 118)

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Your teeth are sponsored by gap.

What’s better than Ted Danson?

Ted singing and Danson!

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"