Worst Jokes Ever
Family Guy funny moments.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."