Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."