Worst Jokes Ever
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Was (DYM 118)
I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?