What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
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Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!