Worst Jokes Ever
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What's 2+2?
4.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
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I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.