Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...