Worst Jokes Ever
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Family Guy funny moments.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.