Worst Jokes Ever
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
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Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
"Ohh wing wing."
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.