Worst Jokes Ever
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!