Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I love autumn!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Hey, wanna hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.
Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
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Decker: “No Hebingingennanorin and Chirver.”
Alx: “Madam Bob Lee Hubn Vera 20”