Worst Jokes Ever
All y'all weird af.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Any more song suggestions?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.