Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.