I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!