Worst Jokes Ever
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What would you do if you were killed?
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.